I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.

[boilermaker75]

[Spekulatius]

[Spekulatius]

Very convincing:

 

[backtothebeach]

Government Spending & Stock Market

 

 

[DooDiligence]

4 hours ago, backtothebeach said:

Government Spending & Stock Market

 

 

 

fuck you jeff bezos and thank you jeff bezos all at the same time 

[Gregmal]

I saw an add for something saying LGBTQ+, and my first though was “shit, even they’re rolling out a streaming platform now”.

[DooDiligence]

You've got questions, we've got answers.

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Edited June 17, 2022 by DooDiligence

[DooDiligence]

 

2 hours ago, DooDiligence said:

You've got questions, we've got answers.

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Shot + Chaser

 

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Edited June 18, 2022 by DooDiligence

[Spekulatius]

Ooof:

 

[Thrifty3000]

Great news! My doc says I’m not a hypochondriac. I just think I’m a hypochondriac.

[backtothebeach]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vtgi09/the_wsb_life/

 

Made me chuckle..

[Sweet]

1 hour ago, backtothebeach said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vtgi09/the_wsb_life/

 

Made me chuckle..

really funny  

[DooDiligence]

stay in your lane and expect delays

[Gregmal]

[Gregmal]

OMG lol

[Longnose]

2 hours ago, Gregmal said:

OMG lol

LOL made me think of this old video

 

 

[Spekulatius]

5 hours ago, Gregmal said:

OMG lol

Let us know how it went.

[valuehawk91]

[DooDiligence]

I'm not a fan of student loan forgiveness and believe there are significantly better ways to provide educational opportunities, but since we're making jokes about hypocrisy...

 

www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-shines-light-republicans-are-criticizing-student-debt-canc-rcna44904

[Gregmal]

Having student loans is largely the result of a lifestyle choice. Going off to party for 4 years while studying something the statistics tell you is a total waste, is a choice.

 

Whereas the pandemic loans were a result of....brace yourself as I know its been some years now and revisionist history is grand, many governments.... fined, even imprisoned and otherwise shut down small and mid sized businesses; they made them against the law and those allowed to operate were burdened with bogus restrictions, and then these government folks told everyone else they could only shop at big corporate stores like Walmart. So yea, I totally see the gotcha-ness of all those making that comparison......

[LC]

 

[rkbabang]

I assume many here majored in finance

[Parsad]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-reporter-wraps-mic-condom-003446955.html

 

The act and explanation is funny enough, but go down to the "Comments" section where all the hilarity ensues!  Cheers!

[UK]

[Xerxes]

This is really funny