I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.

[Spekulatius]

One of the greatest sketches ever:

 

[Spekulatius]

On 9/19/2024 at 1:04 PM, UK said:

How to improve your pest control business margins: 

 

What we the metal shavings for? Aluminium for reduction? I want to repeat this experiment. 

[DooDiligence]

4 hours ago, Spekulatius said:

What we the metal shavings for? Aluminium for reduction? I want to repeat this experiment. 

 

 

https://breakingbad.fandom.com/wiki/Aluminum_amalgam

Edited September 28, 2024 by DooDiligence

[DooDiligence]

 

https://www.trainorders.com/discussion/read.php?1,5926569\

 

https://brk-b.com/bnsf-s-2024-journey-earnings-dip-opportunities-await_240811.html

Edited October 7, 2024 by DooDiligence

[Spekulatius]

Me when I see ESG investing:

 

[DooDiligence]

1 hour ago, Spekulatius said:

Me when I see ESG investing:

 

 

This is misleading. I'm "woke" (as you guys call it) and I love eating things with faces, even if they're frequently posted online doing cute things. I do however, draw the line at dogs, cats and birds that can talk.

[UK]

 

[DooDiligence]

Florida man uses tongs in evolutionary miracle.

 

 

[LC]

Figured I'd post this here versus a DR Horton thread

 

 

[John Hjorth]

I think it's time for an old joke here :

 

I'm this night reading "Danske Bank, A History of the Bank through 150 Years', released in June 2024 by Danske Bank. I have to say : It's great!

[rkbabang]

I often read about companies that have "key man risk" where investors worry about what would happen if the important person gets hit by a bus.   These companies should hire this guy to train such key people.

 

 

 

 

 

[John Hjorth]

Modern banking cash management in Finland, anno 1925 or thereabout, according to the timeline on Nordeas website :

 

[Spekulatius]

6 hours ago, rkbabang said:

I often read about companies that have "key man risk" where investors worry about what would happen if the important person gets hit by a bus.   These companies should hire this guy to train such key people.

 

 

 

 

 

Bus kept driving to meet the schedule, I guess. Nobody was hurt, I guess it might as well not have happened.

[james22]

Why do kleptomaniacs have a problem understanding metaphors?

 

Because they take things ... literally.

[Spekulatius]

 

[Xerxes]

[DooDiligence]

9 hours ago, Xerxes said:

 

I remember candy cigarettes.

[Spekulatius]

I remember getting cigs for my grandpa from the vending machine when I was maybe 8. It was so proud to get assigned such a prestigious task and I managed to do it.

Edited November 8, 2024 by Spekulatius

[Spekulatius]

Since we were discussion regulation in Europe, here is proof that it’s not all the EU’s fault:

 

[Xerxes]

Blasphemy !

 

How dare King of SPACs issue excommunication ?

 

Only Bloomstran is allowed to excommunicate newpapers and magazines 

 

Edited November 11, 2024 by Xerxes

[Xerxes]

Hilarious 

 

 

[Vish_ram]

 

[Xerxes]

 

[Xerxes]

[formthirteen]

 

Russia is coming for your tap water.