I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.

[UK]

7 minutes ago, formthirteen said:

 

Russia is coming for your tap water.

 

 

[formthirteen]

10 hours ago, UK said:

 

 

Make water vodka again!

 

It all makes sense now:

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/what-is-fluoride-why-is-it-added-us-water-supply-2024-11-25/

 

[formthirteen]

Is it true that "voda" is water in Russian?

[UK]

12 minutes ago, formthirteen said:

Is it true that "voda" is water in Russian?

 True, and 'vodka' is diminutive of voda or ‘water’.

[UK]

18 minutes ago, formthirteen said:

 

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/what-is-fluoride-why-is-it-added-us-water-supply-2024-11-25/

 

 

Oh boy:))

[Spekulatius]

 

[crs223]

On 12/8/2024 at 6:50 PM, Spekulatius said:

 

 

 

This is hilarious!  I would like to see this done in other countries too e.g. Zelensky, Biden, Trump, etc.  In California, the DMV has a picture of our Governor hanging on the wall… if i were governor i would not want my picture there… sort of like putting your giant mug on the tax bill!

[John Hjorth]

Perhaps not as good as the jokes posted above, but still :

 

Nordnet Danmark [Danish branch of Nordnet Bank AB, Sweden][December 23 2024] : Nordnet - Make investing in stocks and funds more fun

 

 

 

 

I have seen this commercial on Danish TV, too.

 

- - - o 0 o - - -

 

To me, it looks like a Christmas shopping spree!

 

And please look carefully at the box colour - Isen't that the - now - dropped and abolished [bold move by LVMH, btw.] - 'Tiffany teal' colour? -No price increases, please!

 

Edited December 29, 2024 by John Hjorth

[Parsad]

On 12/11/2024 at 5:35 PM, crs223 said:

 

 

This is hilarious!  I would like to see this done in other countries too e.g. Zelensky, Biden, Trump, etc.  In California, the DMV has a picture of our Governor hanging on the wall… if i were governor i would not want my picture there… sort of like putting your giant mug on the tax bill!

 

What's funny is that almost all of them were checking behind the picture to see if they were being surveilled!  Cheers!

[formthirteen]

[formthirteen]

 

This is also how I squeeze returns from my investments.

 

Edited January 4 by formthirteen

[Spekulatius]

On 1/4/2025 at 5:43 AM, formthirteen said:

 

This is also how I squeeze returns from my investments.

 

But it ticks all boxes, veteran owned, re- occurring revenue, demographic trends .

 

[Spekulatius]

Asking for a friend - are there riots in the South when there is 2” of snowfall?

Edited January 10 by Spekulatius

[DooDiligence]

2 hours ago, Spekulatius said:

Asking for a friend - are there riots in the South when there is 2” of snowfall?

 

Too busy freezing my nuts off to agitate.

 

[DooDiligence]

Somehow I thought this might resonate. Gonna go fuck up some valuation models now.

 

 

[rkbabang]

8 hours ago, Spekulatius said:

Asking for a friend - are there riots in the South when there is 2” of snowfall?

Make sure you buy 20 loafs of bread and at least 17 Gallons of milk.

 

 

[Parsad]

8 hours ago, rkbabang said:

Make sure you buy 20 loafs of bread and at least 17 Gallons of milk.

 

 

I'm guessing they are Punjabi or Sikh...they use a ton of milk to make an Indian cheese called paneer.  Not uncommon to see the same thing in Costcos in Vancouver or Bellingham.  They also freeze the milk and use it over time when it's priced cheaply.  Cheers!

[Spekulatius]

The aftermath. Charlotte strong:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Charlotte/comments/1hymh0o/we_will_rebuild_its_not_over_for_our_city/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_butto

Edited January 11 by Spekulatius