I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.

[formthirteen]

 

 

 

[backtothebeach]

 

[Spekulatius]

Only in America:

 

[Hektor]

13 hours ago, Spekulatius said:

Only in America:

 

[Xerxes]

Good bye Just Justin

 

 

[gfp]

[DooDiligence]

Happy Mothers Day

 

 

 

Edited May 11, 2025 by DooDiligence

[John Hjorth]

This AI podcast episode really cracked me up, almost killed me [  ] :

 

 

 

[DooDiligence]

2 hours ago, John Hjorth said:

This AI podcast episode really cracked me up, almost killed me [  ] :

 

 

 

 

Well for one thing I'm not allowed to poo or pee in the house while you guys can do it no problem, and in your case you just go in your pants whenever and wherever 

 

---

 

Much like the internet, AI can be used for good or evil. The temptation for the latter will be too strong to overcome.

[Malmqky]

The story goes that an oil prospector arrives at the gates of heaven and is greeted by St. Peter. Unfortunately, the section for oil prospectors is overflowing, and there's no space for him. The prospector asks if he could just say four words to the group already inside. St. Peter agrees, and the prospector yells, "Oil discovered in hell!" Instantly, all the oil prospectors rush towards the exit. St. Peter, impressed, offers the newcomer a spot, but the prospector declines, saying he'd rather go with the others – "there might be some truth to that rumor after all".

[John Hjorth]

[formthirteen]

Should I laugh, cry, or sell banks and insurers?

Edited May 28, 2025 by formthirteen

[Parsad]

9 hours ago, formthirteen said:

Should I laugh, cry, or sell banks and insurers?

 

Remember, RV sales spiked during the Pandemic so that they could travel...very different than people spending money in 2006-2007 piling on debt while mortgages were going to go underwater dramatically.  Cheers!  

[John Hjorth]

Have any of you fellow CofB&F members ever been entertained by your stock broker / investment bank ? I have, like today :

 

 

Translation :

 

Tomppa1577 posting :

 

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Why is LVMH going down ?

 

Jim Cramer [<- lol!] replying :

 

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Because you have to buy more. Family owned giant player - it's the key for the long term investor. - What a P/E ratio!  I'm more eroused over this opportunity than when I was at Banana Club in Amsterdam!

 

From the official Amsterdam website  [ https://www.amsterdam.info/banana-bar/  ] :

 

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The Banana Bar

 

The oldest and most well known part of the Banana Bar is the bar itself. The bar is not set up like typical Amsterdam sex show. There is no stage with performers. But instead you will find willing ladies serving as waitresses. These girls move between tables serving drinks free of charge, but the extra costs arrive when asked to perform their tricks. which are the bar's main attraction. Different girls have different things they can do. Ranging from the famous banana tricks, to shows involving massage oil, vibrators and the most unique way you will ever see a postcard written.

 

The Banana Club

 

A recent addition to the Banana Bar is the Banana Club. A strip club built in more familiar style. Here you will find a pole dancing area where strippers dance and perform for the audience. This they do in a much less graphic manner than in the attached bar. Pole dances, table dances and lap dances can all be ordered from the girls. You can order also drinks from them. But the drinks here must be paid for.

 

The Banana Club is much more relaxed than the bar and more suited to groups of mixed genders as well as small groups or couples looking for a little excitement. The entrance fee is also lower here. But you may find that with drinks costs and dances being charged separately, you end up paying just as much as for an hour as in the Banana Bar.

 

Entrance prices

 

Entrance to the Banana Bar is €50 for one person for one hour. This price includes unlimited drinks while you are there. Each trick requested of a girl will come with an additional cost, which can be just as high as the entrance fee. So be prepared to lighten your wallet. After the hour is up, patrons are called, much like at an ice skating rink, and asked to leave. You can always choose to pay again and stay another hour, but by this time the bar's attractions have probably all been sampled.

 

Entrance to the Banana club is €10 for unlimited time. But a drink order is mandatory.

 

Opening hours

 

The Amsterdam Bananenbar is open from 20:00 until 02:00 every day. On friday and saturday it may be open for an hour longer.

 

Imagine that place, lots of dynamics going there in the openings hours. -I think this gem should be listed on Euronext Amsterdam!

[backtothebeach]

1 hour ago, John Hjorth said:

…the most unique way you will ever see a postcard written.

Hmm

[John Hjorth]

16 minutes ago, backtothebeach said:

Hmm

 

I may above have been severely out of line related to general CofB&F yard sticks and standard European yard sticks by posting the above.

 

The brutal truth is that every woman and man has a choice to make about a decision about how to live own life and by what to make a living. And with short term quick fixes and short term shortcuts there is perhas also a premium to pay, long term.

[DooDiligence]

Sound on for full effect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[backtothebeach]

Looks like your PM has a crush on Meloni.

 

 

[John Hjorth]

14 minutes ago, backtothebeach said:

Looks like your PM has a crush on Meloni.

 

lol! It's killing me!  - And then again : Who knows?

Edited June 17, 2025 by John Hjorth

[John Hjorth]

[John Hjorth]

So much for billionaires loosing their connection to the Earth, figuratively and actually! Angry birds in Venice? I suppose this is not the work of all the dowes on Piazza San Marco in Venice!  

 

[DooDiligence]

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=times+in+history+when+the+wealthy+were+forced+to+contribute+to+society&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

 

[John Hjorth]

I showed the above to the Lady of House, and she actually gives a damn about it, then I elaborated meticuously about how Bezos' late mariage went down the drain, with all the details included, after which she said : 'Hand him over to me, and I'll personally drown him in Odense Creek', which flows westbound about 100 ms from our home. 

 

I'm not amused by all that special treatment of the rich : Me, I'm promised by her, I'll get castrated with the use of an open can of tomatoes, If I behaved like Bezos did. 

[DooDiligence]

Nice onion breath / Rick roll.

 

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Switch/comments/1lijz3q/it_really_warms_your_heart/

[DooDiligence]

Epic trolling.