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The Most Insane 10-Q I've ever read


EricSchleien
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This is incredible:

 

I have determined after careful anaylsis, that everything for a

destroyed carcass at the time and carnage that is left over.

"Oh man, the BABY LAMBs are

crying for help, and the SLAUGHTER OF THEIR KNIFE!!!!!

 

Everything will be the SAME except for the dates, and I will triple

check, and probably still have errors.

 

The ACCR shareholder's MOTTO during the ONSLAUGHT:  PAIN!

 

 

What the hell??  :o

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This is incredible:

 

I have determined after careful anaylsis, that everything for a

destroyed carcass at the time and carnage that is left over.

"Oh man, the BABY LAMBs are

crying for help, and the SLAUGHTER OF THEIR KNIFE!!!!!

 

Everything will be the SAME except for the dates, and I will triple

check, and probably still have errors.

 

The ACCR shareholder's MOTTO during the ONSLAUGHT:  PAIN!

 

 

What the hell??  :o

 

It gets better...

 

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1041588/000104158818000016/accra03092005.txt

 

"This filing is a technical requirement in order to bring us current.

 

No one is assisting Patrick J Jensen in all this hard work.

He is Human.  This form is basically the same as the prior report,

except for the dates/period have changed."

 

 

 

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At his peak rate he was filing a new annual report every 4 minutes. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

According to his LinkedIn profile he worked for a tiny Russian private equity company for 11 years and is unemployed since then other than ACCR.

 

There’s not a 0% chance this guy is a Russian sleeper agent who went crazy.

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