Gregmal

What happens when the US says it’s done and hands the baton to Israel and a UAE type consortium tired of Irans antics, with a nod and wink authorization to effectively reboot Iran and run the SOH, further championing their capitalist friendly vision of the monarch kingdom? Seems the only scenarios we re hearing are the typical drivel, all obsessing over the “downfall of Orangeman”…..since these folks are never right, my money is on a different outcome.

Right? Let’s talk about “the truth”. Here’s a NYT opinion piece lol satire at its finest

Treat others the way you want to be treated is a primer. Treat them how they treat you afterwards is the way to go.

Well I’ll be damned! How about YouTube?

That’s what it looks like to be in control according to North American Liberals!

Nah bro, you seen MTG and Tucker? Previously if you mentioned those two, we'd mock you. But now since they sing our tunes we quote them.

We're 3 weeks into this..... If we're still here in 5 months Im positive quite a large number of folks will feel passionately different.

What, now those are your friends? Wonder what changed LOL

If it was Kamala Harris or Justin Trudeau they'd be the biggest patriots lol.

Sure, but dont all governments have propaganda? Arent we doing Trump Coins to celebrate 250?

Again, Im not really sure what to think being in the part of the world Im in; Im not a fan of war or violence...thats resolute, and I appreciate different perspectives. Whether the narrative is right or wrong, all I know is that nothing in the US would possibly allow it to be anything but negative.

Ok, well appreciate the perspective. I dont have high level conviction in anything I hear from MSM. And not holding my breath that there would ever be anything positive said here about Iran(assuming there are in fact positive things to be said). So it's all taken with a grain of salt either way. Same goes for China, Russia, etc. Internal media bans on anything that doesnt show them as animals "not like us"...

Ah! Was waiting for the experts of Twitter to weigh in and let us all know what’s certainly going on!

Same LOL. Morning mental exercise....I think youre viewed very favorably, so you probably dont have to contend with the same number of angry anons rushing in to pick fights, but generally speaking, theres an underlying satire to it all amongst the familiars...

For John's sake(of course), I am just trying to find the consistency. If the "obvious Trump move" was to TACO and rollout, claiming a quick win, should the commentary on a ground attack even matter if its not "well I clearly was mistaken"? Just the same as, if the commentary was "Trump will never bomb Iran, he'll TACO and they dont even have weapons", is it appropriate to do anything but laugh when immediately after they get bombed, those same narratives arent..."welp we were off in left field" but miraculously "they didnt even do any damage to the weapons" and "Israel played Trump"? John definitely needs to know!

Recall Iran round one it went like this: -Trump will TACO, hes lying about being serious about bombing them. TACO! -Iran doesnt even have weapons Trump bombs Iran -they didn't even get the weapons, only minor damage! YES! We got him!(based on high level intel from.....oh yea, when you have TDS you just instantly know these things with certainty!)

I'm curious about the following theoretical; If the US puts boots on the ground, what narrative gets abandoned? That Trump was certain to quickly and sloppily pull out and declare a big win and move on? Or do we re-engage the "forever war" and "Trump tricked by Israel" one? It's clever because it seems that no matter what scenario unfolds, there s an angry liberal gotcha just waiting for it!

Weird. So I guess the girls claiming asylum just had flower allergies, nothing more?

I don’t believe a single person here has mentioned the Iranian women’s soccer team either? I guess it’s just not a big deal, you know fear of returning home but then doing so anyway after family members start going missing…if you don’t have a purple haired lesbian with a buzz cut on the team….

Don’t forget liberation day! It was very much a singing of the same song about the US’s demise…and that was barely a year ago. They never learn, they just move on to the next “existential crisis”…

It’s what they call “offseason”. And a big reason we moved. Peak season is May-August. 3 hour waits for restaurants, golf needs to be booked 30+ days in advance, any sorta activities are totally overcrowded. But mid March? Just walk on in.

This is all you’ve needed to know and follow. Even beyond Trump, we had the “bank collapse” of 2023 which….never happened, “rate hike/follow the Fed” suckers “bear market” of 2022, etc. It seems every year we get these; Trumps are amplified, but the gist of what you wrote is soooo on point. Just STFU and stay cool, and buy stuff when others are boasting about how prudent it is to panic. Happy hour time!

This is just what they do. They drum up all this fear and hysteria and get people worked up. Once the hedge fund guys get shaken out of oil futures and the entire ME plus now seemingly EU as well flip on Iran it’s over. Seems like these sort of “commotions” now happen 6-8 times a year. And of course the answer is to always panic or whatever everyone does….yawn.

The nickname “Mooch” is actually quite Trumpian in its origins. The story apparently goes that Anthony was so ambitious and relentless early in his career as far as getting AUM went, that behind his back everyone called him “The Mooch”. Even his buddy once told me, “you’ve never, I guarantee it, seen anyone kiss ass like Anthony”. But in a creative marketing, Trump style way, he took ownership of the name and made it into a brand lol

So as @SharperDingaan would say, bank on both ends via some creative straddles!