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Who doesn't love a roller coaster. Wheeee!

TEACHER: "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?" BILLY: "None. The others fly away." TEACHER: "The answer is 4, but I like how you think." BILLY: "Can I ask you a question Mrs Smith?" TEACHER: "Sure Billy" BILLY: "If 3 women are eating ice cream and one is licking, one is biting, and one is sucking, which one is married?" TEACHER: <hesitantly> "The, Umm, one that is sucking?" BILLY: "The answer is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like how you think."

Tickling match? I’m OK with the drop if that’s what it takes to get rid of this douchenozzle. ____________________________________ | | | Biden 2020 | | It's Time For A New Douchenozzle | | | |____________________________________|

Great minds think alike. I was just coming here to say I bought some WMB today. If you had told me a few months ago that I'd soon be buying airlines and natgas pipelines I wouldn't have believed you.

More corona virus humor. This is hilarious.

SAVE. I bought some way OTM calls the other day and I just bought some of the common.

I re-watched the Naked Gun recently. "Nice beaver" "Thanks, I just had him stuffed" Surely you can't be serious? Don't call me Shirley. What can you make of this? Yes. That as much as anything else led to my drinking problem. https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKHWBy6GFcLdEhH0Y/giphy.gif

I re-watched the Naked Gun recently. "Nice beaver" "Thanks, I just had him stuffed" Surely you can't be serious?

Son: "I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen award at school" Me: "What's that?" Son: "A big building with lots of kids"

Corona humor

This one might be a little off color, skip if you only want wholesome jokes ... A distressed but attractive woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get up the nerve to jump. A passing homeless man walks up to her and says, "Hey since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?" The woman replies, "Get away from me, you sicko! I'm not having sex with you!" The man just turns to leave and mutters, "Fine. I'll just go wait at the bottom."

They should put Trump's face on the One Hundred Trillion Dollar notes. And make them orange rather than green.

That's what I've been thinking exactly.

Good move. In a worst case scenario ammo will be worth more than gold.

I just had a limit order fill at $199.98. Crazy. Same, I wonder what Warren is looking at. Meanwhile stuff SPCE is up 5% ::) edit: Make that 9% Hopefully Warren is buying BRK too.

I wonder if he'd play Russian Roulette with 2 rounds in the cylinder? Only a 1/3rd chance of dying. Anyway. I'm sure he's the best guy for the job. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/08/mike-pence-touches-nasa-equipment-right-next-to-do-not-touch-sign

I just had a limit order fill at $199.98. Crazy.

Added to BRK.B at $211.xx Sold some GOOG yesterday and just used about half of it to buy BRK.B today.

A custom design is faster and more power efficient than an FPGA. As far as changing FPGA designs on the fly goes, FPGA designs need to be synthesized then, simulated in software, then tested in the lab before they can be trusted to work. You can't just reprogram the chip automatically on the fly and expect it to meet timing and work without bugs. At least with current technology. Maybe AI will be able to design reliable FPGA circuits on the fly in real time in app, but that isn't going to happen anytime soon.

That sounds perfect thanks.

I never even thought of getting an e-ink device for web content. I love my Kindle Oasis for Amazon ebooks and I also have an old Kobo Aura e-reader which I use for none-Amazon ebooks and documents. But neither are good for web browsing. How responsive is the web-browser? Also what about battery life when using it for web browsing. I'd think you'd click around and scroll a lot more than you would turn pages when reading a book. And finally how is it for text entry? Could you say, post to this message board as easy as you could on your phone? All of these are major issues when using the web-browser on the Kobo. It is basically unusable.

I can see my personal Fidelity accounts now, but I can't see my 401K. It looks like Fidelity's Netbenefits site is still down. Same here. This happens quite frequently lately. This is the first time I've noticed it. That's a little disturbing that this happens often.

I can see my personal Fidelity accounts now, but I can't see my 401K. It looks like Fidelity's Netbenefits site is still down.

It's a sign from above. The universe is trying to stop you.