A traveling salesman pulls up to a farm house. As he approaches the front door a pig runs by with three legs, missing one ear, and a chunk out of his side.
The farmer comes to the door and the salesman says,, " Sir first off what happened to your pig?"
The farmer says, " Mister that's one special pig! Few months ago we had a fire in the house at night. That pig broke the front door down, ran upstairs and woke the whole family."
"Oh so he got hurt in the fire?"
"Nope"
"So what happened to him?"
Farmer - "Short while after that I went hunting. Came upon a bear and he attacked me. That pig came running at the bear squeeling and chased the bear away."
"Oh so he got mauled by the Bear?
"Nope"
" So what happened to the pig?"
"Well there was an earthquake and that pig..."
Salesman - "Wait a minute. I just want to know what happened to his leg, his side and his ear!"
" Mister that's one special pig! Pig like that you don't just eat all at once"