Suck It Value Investors! You guys suck!

[rb]

I'm a true cheap value investor but I would totally go for a private island, especially these days. That's why I was asking.  ;)

 

Eh, screw it, you're nice guy, so here's the secret sauce just for you: buy some momo stocks, when they go up, sell them. If they don't go up, don't buy them.

Thank you. You're a good man. A true friend.  :)

[Jurgis]

I wonder about the difference between U-238 and U-235. I know it looks and tastes the same.

The Russian dealer I have been chatting with sells both.

 

Russian dealers are so 20th century.

Just buy it on Amazon FFS: https://smile.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2X6ULNHYIQ44Q&dchild=1&keywords=uranium+ore&qid=1595350695&sprefix=uranium%2Caps%2C157&sr=8-1

 

Good news!  I was able to get in contact with a prince from Nigeria.  Wired him money to buy call options on Uranium.  He said he has both U-238, and U-235.  He said he would US mail me a confirmation.

 

I think we can find Uranium closer to home now - how about Ohio? It seems it’s not needed there any more. I wonder who the goto guy is now. Apparently “marketing” is done by politicians:

https://www.cleveland.com/open/2020/07/fbi-agents-deployed-to-ohio-house-speaker-larry-householders-farm-report.html

 

I would not touch this, it might be radioactive.

[Jurgis]

I'm a true cheap value investor but I would totally go for a private island, especially these days. That's why I was asking.  ;)

 

Eh, screw it, you're nice guy, so here's the secret sauce just for you: buy some momo stocks, when they go up, sell them. If they don't go up, don't buy them.

 

I knew it!  Rich enough to buy a private island, but too cheap to buy one, sitting in your little shack trolling us for years before revealing the secret sauce. You forgot to add "Follow me for more recipes".

 

I'm not Whitney Tilson.  ::)

[rb]

I wonder about the difference between U-238 and U-235. I know it looks and tastes the same.

The Russian dealer I have been chatting with sells both.

 

Russian dealers are so 20th century.

Just buy it on Amazon FFS: https://smile.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2X6ULNHYIQ44Q&dchild=1&keywords=uranium+ore&qid=1595350695&sprefix=uranium%2Caps%2C157&sr=8-1

 

Good news!  I was able to get in contact with a prince from Nigeria.  Wired him money to buy call options on Uranium.  He said he has both U-238, and U-235.  He said he would US mail me a confirmation.

 

I think we can find Uranium closer to home now - how about Ohio? It seems it’s not needed there any more. I wonder who the goto guy is now. Apparently “marketing” is done by politicians:

https://www.cleveland.com/open/2020/07/fbi-agents-deployed-to-ohio-house-speaker-larry-householders-farm-report.html

Geez guys it's pretty easy to get Uranium. Come to Saskatchewan, bring a shovel.

 

Oh, you can't. We closed the border.

 

Dully sorry about that. Please check with us at a later date. In the meantime, yeah, maybe check out Ohio.

[D33pV4lue]

to quote the great Charlie Munger “You're looking for a mispriced gamble,”,  “That's what investing is. And you have to know enough to know whether the gamble is mispriced. That's value investing.”

 

Value investing isn't dead just depends how you define value investing IMO. Obviously so much wrong with P/B but some people just can't get their heads around that.