My favourite thing about doctors: the diagnosis will often just be a description of your symptoms... in Latin. Patient: Doc, my ass is itchy. Doc: You have pruritis ani. Patient: OMG, is it fatal?
I feel the same about crypto enthusiasts. They throw around a bunch of jargon to make it sound sophisticated. It is perhaps the simplest financial asset in history. Everything important about bitcoin could fit on a postcard. If you are really verbose, you could stretch it out to a one-pager.
Anyone who thinks that Buffett and Munger and Dimon aren't able to immediately grasp the essence of bitcoin is delusional. It reminds me of the Valeant bagholder's who thought Munger just didn't understand...
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As always, Matt Levine captures this well:
A crypto token is also an electronic token that you can buy or sell for money, but in a purified form. There’s no company, no product, no earnings, no cash flow. Sometimes a lot of people want to buy the token, and its price goes up; other times, they want to sell, and its price goes down. You have the most salient feature of finance — a volatile electronic token that you can trade — without any of the other features. There is less to learn!
Oh this is unfair and oversimplified, your crypto project is different...