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[drzola]

"I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I dident [sic] like." I am so proud of that, I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. Will Rogers

[Spekulatius]

The Situation is hopeless, but not serious.

 

Die Lage ist hoffnungslos, aber nicht ernst. (Bonmot from Vienna, around WW1)

[petec]

“I told you I was ill.”

 

Spike Milligan.

[Cevian]

Remember stranger, as you pass by,

As you are now, so once was I.

As I am now you soon will be,

Prepare yourself to follow me.

[Jurgis]

Beneath this stone, a lump of clay,

Lies Uncle Peter Dan'els,

Who, early in the month of May,

Took off his winter flannels.

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She drank good ale, good punch and wine.

And lived to the age of 99.

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Stranger tread

This ground with gravity.

Dentist Brown

Is filling his last cavity.

[SharperDingaan]

'Greed is good, greed works ....'

 

Courtesy of the Capitalist Pig!

 

SD