Here's a conversation between a young daughter and her mother:
Daughter: Mommy, how old are you?
Mom: It's not polite to ask a woman her age!
Daughter: Mommy, how much do you weigh?
Mom: It's not polite to ask a woman how much she weighs!
Daughter: Mommy, how come you and Daddy got a divorce?
Mom: Someday when you're older, we can talk about it.
Daughter goes through mom's purse when mom isn't looking...
Daughter: Mommy I know how old you are, you're 32!
Mom: Yes, but how did you know?
Daughter: I saw it on your driver's license. I also know that you weigh 145lbs!
Mom: Yes... okay...
Daughter: And I know why daddy left you, because you got an F in sex!