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The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness


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^^ An excellent guide of definitions to all the social justice nonsense.

 

Some of my favorites:  

 

 Fascism — Anything that is not woke. Can be addressed with beating and shooting.

 

Misogynist — Another word for “man.” 

 

Homophobe — Anyone who disagrees — no matter how slightly — with the LGBTQ community. Should be destroyed. 

 

Climate Justice — The act of living in mud huts and eating bugs until the cancer of humanity is extinguished and Mother Gaia can live on. Also, any tax can be considered climate justice. 

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On 10/27/2021 at 10:50 AM, cubsfan said:

^^ An excellent guide of definitions to all the social justice nonsense.

 

Some of my favorites:  

 

 Fascism — Anything that is not woke. Can be addressed with beating and shooting.

 

Misogynist — Another word for “man.” 

 

Homophobe — Anyone who disagrees — no matter how slightly — with the LGBTQ community. Should be destroyed. 

 

Climate Justice — The act of living in mud huts and eating bugs until the cancer of humanity is extinguished and Mother Gaia can live on. Also, any tax can be considered climate justice. 

 

 

The Babylon Bee is actually pretty prophetic:

 

From 2019:

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-public-schools-mandate-field-trips-to-gay-bars-for-second-graders

 

This week:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-school-board-chaperones-elementary-school-students-gay-bar

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How about the principal getting lap dances from students at a high school pep rally the other day? Just in general these fuckin sickos need to stop trying to expose kids to sexual stuff. 
 

Besides, if kids are anything like they were when I was a kid, they’ll do a good enough job finding plenty of it on their own. 

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