Jurgis Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Sardar Biglari to take over Pershing Square investments, selling Fannie/Freddie, buying ZINC bonds. Says "Pershing Square investment holdings mirror platform value I have built with Maxim. We have a long runway ahead of us". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomep Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Sardar Biglari to take over Pershing Square investments, selling Fannie/Freddie, buying ZINC bonds. Says "Pershing Square investment holdings mirror platform value I have built with Maxim. We have a long runway ahead of us". If someone believes you and acts on it, you could get sued by the SEC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefatbaboon Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
writser Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hahahaha And so begins the greatest bear market in my generation's memory.. That's a good one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muscleman Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Sardar Biglari to take over Pershing Square investments, selling Fannie/Freddie, buying ZINC bonds. Says "Pershing Square investment holdings mirror platform value I have built with Maxim. We have a long runway ahead of us". Ackman was ousted by Muscleman, siting: "My body is full of aches from the VRX saga, and I realized that an activist fund is better led by someone full of muscles and lack of brain cells than someone who is lacking both" ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgis Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 To avoid future confusion, this was April Fool's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomep Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Jurgis, why did you pull your "Bring it on" post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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