Ackman resigns Pershing Square, joins Bill Gates foundation

[Jurgis]

Sardar Biglari to take over Pershing Square investments, selling Fannie/Freddie, buying ZINC bonds. Says "Pershing Square investment holdings mirror platform value I have built with Maxim. We have a long runway ahead of us".

[randomep]

Sardar Biglari to take over Pershing Square investments, selling Fannie/Freddie, buying ZINC bonds. Says "Pershing Square investment holdings mirror platform value I have built with Maxim. We have a long runway ahead of us".

 

If someone believes you and acts on it, you could get sued by the SEC!

[thefatbaboon]

Hahahaha

[writser]

Hahahaha

 

And so begins the greatest bear market in my generation's memory..

 

That's a good one too!

[muscleman]

Sardar Biglari to take over Pershing Square investments, selling Fannie/Freddie, buying ZINC bonds. Says "Pershing Square investment holdings mirror platform value I have built with Maxim. We have a long runway ahead of us".

 

Ackman was ousted by Muscleman, siting: "My body is full of aches from the VRX saga, and I realized that an activist fund is better led by someone full of muscles and lack of brain cells than someone who is lacking both"  ;D

[Jurgis]

To avoid future confusion, this was April Fool's

[randomep]

 

 

Jurgis, why did you pull your "Bring it on" post