Dan Loeb’s Searing Letter to Santa Claus

[xtreeq]

VF Daily has obtained the latest in Dan Loeb’s long string of activist letters to company leadership. The target this time? Father Christmas himself.

 

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/12/dan-loeb-letter-santa-claus

[Kraven]

VF Daily has obtained the latest in Dan Loeb’s long string of activist letters to company leadership. The target this time? Father Christmas himself.

 

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/12/dan-loeb-letter-santa-claus

 

Wow, that is . . . really weird.  I imagine he thought he was being quite witty and amusing by penning that, but it just comes out very strange and amazingly unfunny.

[lessthaniv]

It's cut/paste (insert a few changes) from his letter to the Girl Guides.

[matjone]

Didn't his sleigh have some magical properties that enabled him to move super fast?  Also, Bezos may know the kids preferences, but he doesn't know if they've been naughty or nice, so they'll have to keep Santa on as a consultant.

[xtreeq]

My guess would be that Vanity Fair did some photoshopping...  ;)